I have a small confession called the Aldi centre aisle
I know I shouldn’t go there or even pause a while
Because I come out with lots of stuff I simply just don’t need
But I buy it ‘cause it’s useful- not because of greed
When I go in I try to shop just around the sides
But it really is quite futile for the Aldi centre aisle
Is calling me to come and see what specials on today
You never know what you might find inside those Aldi bays!
Some shoppers get up bright and early before the crack of dawn
They’re waiting for doors to open on a Wednesday or Saturday morn
There’re the ones you’ve got to watch; they know what’s going on
For they’ve scoped the Aldi catalogue and made shopping lists quite long
Well, I’ve bought silicon bake ware and I don’t even cook
And a Wonder Woman DVD collection (the acting was truly crook)
And an adjustable impact hammer drill for $19.99
Although I’m not a handy man I’m sure it will be fine
Last Saturday I bought a motor cycle jacket and a pair of pants
And today I got a ballet outfit and look at me; I can’t even dance
But shopping there is lots of fun, it really is quite fine
Where else can you buy Pferrenusse when it’s Christmas time?
By the time you’re at the checkout I’m sure that you will find
That your shopping bags are fuller than what you had in mind
Don’t stress or worry, when you get home put those impulse buys away
I’m sure you will use them……one rainy winter’s day!